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            Once upon a time there was a 20 year old man named Kandy Kane. Kandy Kane worked at a candy cane factory. Because of his name and his job everyone (even his parents) thought he was an alive candy cane. Kandy Kane hated his life because every single day after work a little kid would walk up to him and bite him thinking that he would eat a piece of the huge candy cane. Also candy cane was really dumb so he never found out why little kids were biting him, He thought that they just didn’t like him, until October 21 when he told his parents what the kids were doing. Of course Kandy’s parents Chocolate and Bar thought he was a really big candy cane so they just screamed “Ahhhh it’s a talking candy cane!!”

Then they ran away in fear and robbed a bank so that they’d be safe in jail. On October 26, He understood that people thought he was a candy cane, he thought it was so funny that he laughed for the whole day. The next day he decided it would be funny to go out on Halloween as a candy cane, so he went to the pizza store to buy a costume of a candy cane. On October 30 he found out that he would not find a candy cane costume at a pizza shop so he went to the costume shop that was right next to the pizza shop and he bought the costume. On Halloween night he got many candy canes when he was Trick or Treating, but when he was about to open the door to his house a little kid bit his head. “Ha Ha Ha giggle giggle OWWW!” said Kandy Kane.

            Those were the last words he said because unfortunately the little kid was dressed up as a vampire and he actually had bitten a piece off of Kandy’s head. When the kids’ mom saw what her child had done she yelled at him, “Look at what you did, didn’t anyone ever teach you about sharing!!”Then she ate the rest of Kandy Kane. No one ever noticed that Kandy Kane was gone but they did remember that the “Huge romote controlled candy” hadn’t been in the city as much as it used to be. For those of you who want to know what Kandy’s life was like as a kid than trust me it was so boring that if I tried typing it out I would probably go to sleep while writing it.